It's my Burstday...!

It's my Burstday and I'll Blow if I Want To!

You know it's said your Birthday is the most likely day you'll explode? Yeah, totally true. And not even counting the Pop of Honour if you manage to not burst until you're forty. Just in general, like, gals just tend to pop themselves on their birthday's all the time.

Guess that's why it's fun to call them Burstdays!!!

I mean, I get it. Women burst on their birthdays, your birthday was your Mom's bursting day, if you have enough of them you're expected to burst yourself. And so yeah! We should call them Burstdays instead!!!

Now, I don't think many ladies "intentionally" burst themselves on their burstday.

No really.

Burstdays are a big deal, going through a whole year without exploding is a big accomplishment! And so you got to live a little on your burstday. The Irony being that most ways of living inevitably end in explosions.

I get it, you get drunk you get restless. You drink more and more and more- and next thing you know you've got more bubbles in you than you can get out and you swell up and explode! Or or or or- you get drunk and start taking shots of blueberry shots to feel that thrill of "Ooooooh this one could pop me!" Ooooooooor you try to show off how big you can inflate this year and in your drunken stupor forget what your limits are! "No way, I can totally get bigger than thish!!" BAAANG!!!!

And alllllll the inflation sex! Burstday's are the days that the boy's come out. You're most likely to hook up with a guy on your burstday for a one night fling than any other. And you wouldn't believe the pressure to show off your inflation ability when one of the only guy's in town is inflating you with his eyes on your special day! Hell, even the ones you know burst each girl who they "entertain" on their burstdays still get invitations and propositions once the Burstday Girl is drunk enough. Everyone dreams of a real organic cock at least once in their life.

But totally, the biggest bursting casualty cause has to be when you mix the two. With so few guys around, when you're drunk and lonely and horny- most of you will turn to your girlfriend's. I get it, I've done it! Just go "fuck it" and take what you got.

But if booze causes bursting on Burstdays, and sex causes bursting on burstdays. Then drunk orgy sex causes everyone to explode! More than once some dazed lady has had to call clean up crew's cause nearly an entire party ended up accidentally bursting themselves to celebrate their girlfriend's Burstday.

Burstday's are practically local holidays. Dozens, sometimes hundreds, of gals share the same Burstday. What with their mama exploding them all at once. But each year, a Burstday is a little less of a local big deal, as one by one they explode over the years.

Yeeaaaah we should totally just call Birthdays Burstdays. It makes so much more sense.

Especially if you think about what the Guys do for their Burstdays...