It's Honest Work

Everyone pops one day. It's a risk of daily life, the desired outcome, and ultimate end of most people in this world.

Plenty of jobs carry the risk of exploding. But for a few, it's a guaranteed outcome.

Birth Mother: Just flat out, if you get pregnant. You're going to explode. It's a fact of life. It's how humans came to populate the world. People have lived in massive groups propagated by this miracle of life since time forgotten. When a woman has sex with a man, and she is fertile, there is a slim chance that she could become impregnated. Her body begins to produce eggs in massive clutches. The amount of eggs are determined by the signals and hormones deep inside of her, her body knows how much she can inflate and will produce to fill this limit. Over the next year, multiple if her limit is truly massive, she will continue to grow as she fills with amniotic fluid and babies. Swelling into a massive sphere of fertility. It is a mother's duty to explode, and one of the greatest honours. Birth Mothers are celebrities in many cultures. Spoiled and adored, until they've grown so massive and taut, they're simple spheres unable to move or even speak on their own. Quivering and moaning, until they finally give burst. Blowing apart and releasing the next generation.

Surrogates: A growing trend among powerful women in modern nations. Individuals who aspire to life long power, instead hire countless women to have sex with her husband. The practice is an open secret, and controversial in various schools of thought. A surrogate spends a few months of constant sex with the man in hopes of getting pregnant, and if unsuccessful, is unceremoniously burst in secret. A surrogate rarely has the same celebrity status as a Birth Mother, as their pregnancy is often kept secret.

Pop-stitutes: Bursting is the ultimate orgasm. This is a fundamental truth of biology. And has an addictive quality in many people even when it's not their own. Pop-stitutes are women who've submitted themselves to immediate Bursting. The pimp or brothel that hires them, pays their families, business, or other fund, a handsome amount. And usually within days, or even hours, the pop-stitute will be blown to pieces for the pleasure of a party, man, women, or any other erotic cause really.

Popular Pop-stitute Roles:

• Stripper: For a club or private event, the pop-stitute dances while inflating for as long as she can until she blows apart.

• Escort: The pop-stitute acts as an inflatable date for their customer, with the understanding their date will pop them at some point during the night. This is the ideal for many aspiring pop-stitutes.

• Blow up doll: The most common role, the pop-stitute is hired to be inflated, fucked, and popped. Often there's very little romance, as their job is simply to pleasure their customer and become scraps in the bin.

• Pop Parties: Often a bunch of pop-stitutes will be hired to be entertainment for a hedonistic party. Bachelor and Fraternity in particular. But on occasion, to ease a bunch of self bursting women, to the moment. These pop-stitutes are often the first to inflate to set the mood for a Pop Party.

Stunt Double: Frankly, it's cheaper to blow up a woman than make a prop or use computer imagery when making movies. In a practice going back to the beginning of film, and even during the days of stage plays. When a role calls for the explosion of a character, the stunt double is brought in to be swapped out with the actor for the big explosion scene. Dressed up to resemble the actor and blown apart. There was this one infamous scene, where a perfectionist director exploded 127 stunt doubles to perfectly capture the flutter of scraps for a scene.

Fire Works: Though often called glorified pop-stitutes, to become a firework is considered a greater honour. These women train for months, years, or even their entire lives to be the star attraction at an event. The New Years celebration, inaugurations for politicians, celebrity weddings, anything. These women can grow to sizes undreamed of for most inflatees, and often will incorporate some level of explosive gas into their final performance. Their outfits are decked out with various smaller explosives and fireworks that will go off when they finally explode, creating a dazzling light show.

Demolition: These durable workers train their bodies to have significantly tougher skin. Through a combination of exercise, physical punishment, and special belt suits that hold them together. They are filled with (usually) explosive gas inside buildings set for demolishing and inflate until they blow apart, taking down the building with them.

Carnival Games: This one is less a job and more an activity. Travelling carnivals can have inflating contests for passerbys to volunteer for. But the carnival will frequently hire women to participate to ensure that they always have someone on stand by. To be inflated in a pump challenge, with a squirt gun, or dart toss.

Stage Assistant: Many performances of magicians, illusionists, and other spectacle shows, frequently include an explosion as a finale. Even in times when volunteers are taken from the audience, frequently, a hidden assistant is the one to truly be blown apart, so the magician can pretend to have popped the volunteer for the illusion. Though, less scrupulous magicians just burst the crowd volunteer.

Test Subject: Whether researching applications for inflation, allergens such as blueberry juice, new inflation products, or anti-popping experiments. There's always a need for women to volunteer knowing they'll likely simply explode.

Weapon of Mass Destruction: Though combat is infrequent in this world, it does happen. And in such cases, and inflatable bomb is one of the most effective ways to devastate a foe. Various methods including spreading allergic reaction gas, laughing gas, blueberry vapor, or worse, has been used throughout history.

Inflator Competitors: In the area of professional sports, while the goal is not to explode. Almost every aspiring athlete knows that it's only a matter of time. Dozens of women explode at every major sporting event each year. From inflation competitions, to tests of durability, to limit breaks, to breath combat. It's an extremely rare case when a professional athlete retires instead of simply being thrown into the bin.

• Cheerleaders: Most cheerleader squads gradually cycle through their cheerleaders as one is burst before a game begins, in the middle, and often after, to inspire the athletes and set the tone.

Pop Stars: A special type of celebrity, both professional and casual. These women build up a life for themselves hyping up their eventual explosion. Whether they're singers, actors, talk show hosts, live streamers, or what. That they WILL explode for their final performance is the hook that keeps people coming back. The exact nature of their explosion is often one of the first things decided, often with bold claims of size, method, or locale. Naturally, internet pop stars tend to have smaller explosions than promised.

Berry Farmers: There aren't enough men to man the berry fields. And the addictive treat needs constant production both for male consumption, and feminine indulgence. As such, a large labour force cultivates and harvests and processes the fruit. Leading to frequent explosions throughout the year. Another job where it's surprising if you retire. Especially since it frequently doesn't pay as well as other guaranteed exploding jobs.

Political Negotiations: In olden days, frequently, the most important figures were expected to offer their bodies for the negotiation table. Queens, Presidents, the King's Concubines, Diplomats. Often crucial members of a society would have to surrender their bursting to seal deals in international negotiation.

Spies: Virtually every spy, secret agent, or double agent diplomat, would have a secret method for rapid self destruction in the cases of being found out. Compressed air tablets or blueberry extract the most common.

Sex Educators: Though more commonly done simply through an educational video, there are still wealthy families, schools, or other such. That prefer hands on demonstrations for educating youth on the nature of explosions. The subject is inflated to their limit, and describes their state as politely as possible. To be measured and show the expectations and delicate nature of inflation. Before being popped, burning the memory of that sound into those that haven't yet witnessed an explosion first hand.

Indeed, there are many jobs in this world, where your entire point. Is to burst.

All you are, are rubbery scraps to be thrown away.